"I'm referring to the six story high fireballs!"

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . .
60 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

50 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

40 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:

Distilled water freezes.
The water in Lake Michigan gets thicker.

20 above zero:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:

People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.

10 below zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 (-459.67 F below zero):

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Michigan start saying..."Cold 'nough fer ya?"

500 below zero:

Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late.

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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Heroes returns to NBC on September 22 with a 1 hour compilation show at 8/7c, followed by a 2-hour season premiere at 9/8c!

Last night I saw The Color Purple... again... *sighs* I love that show. Hell, I love musicals in general.

Oh, I wish I had been there.

 

 *glares* My parents made me believe I had a choice in my housing next year. They're forcing me to get a single for all the reasons previously stated. I am not a happy camper.

 *sighs* My spring break started with a day at Borders. I feel happy.